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A girl named Lottie. Aged 22. Born and raised in Belfast. Used to mess about in Kyoto. Now arsing about in Cork. Sometimes I snort when I laugh. Anything you want to know?

Just ask.

Recent Tweets @

michaelpalin:

i dont understand the pleasure in sexting

like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like

what would

?????

how do i respond??

‘i’m so happy for you’

(via daftfunke)

(via letrnetouchurbutt)

(via derpengrey)

ennuia:

lmao its always the crustiest and wackest of white boys who are quick to say that they dont date women of color like theres a long ass line of fine black women at their door desperate to ask for their cool ranch dorito stained hand in marriage

(via ooohchet)

someonehelpwillgraham:

“So Hannibal what is for dinner tonight”

[soulja boy voice] “YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”

(via lrvin)

tastefullyoffensive:

‘Game of Thrones’ as other popular TV shows [ytegg]

(via memewhore)

the greatest of shows

thekingdomofben:

thekingdomofben:

A girl just told me that boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider and I had no come back. I just got owned by an 8 year old

She followed this up with ‘girls go to college to get more knowledge’ so this kid is clearly all about smashing the patriarchy through rhyme and I respect that

(via corleanae)